He Yebai stood by the guest room door handle, caught in a dilemma—he couldn’t enter or leave, feeling completely out of touch with the conversation of the two men inside.
Internally cursing, he thought, Why did he have to come today of all days to mess around with these two?
The situation arose suddenly due to He Yebai’s unexpected visit. He realized that he hadn’t drunk wine with Cen Chen for a long time, so he picked up two bottles and arrived at Cen Chen’s house half an hour later. However, he seemed to have forgotten that Cen Chen was no longer the single man he used to be; Cen Chen was now a family man.
“Do you really need to be jealous of my feelings for him?” He Yebai incredulously pointed at himself and clenched his teeth, “Cen Chen and I grew up together, I’ve seen him cry over unfinished homework! I… I…” And I was even a groomsman at your wedding!
Cen Chen wore an expression of shock, mirroring He Yebai’s disbelief.
“You two must be really close, right?”
Cen Chen glanced at the scheming Ye Qiu, momentarily at a loss for words, and cautiously nodded.
They had been married for three years. What was happening? Was this the infamous three-year itch?
He Yebai’s words weren’t entirely wrong. Though exaggerating that they were like brothers, it was true they had grown up together.
“So where will he sleep?” Ye Qiu asked.
A trap, it was definitely a trap.
“Of course, he can stay in the guest room.” Despite recognizing it was a trap, a dazed Cen Chen replied according to the reality of the situation, “Hasn’t he always stayed there?”
He Yebai nodded in confusion. It has been three years; he had come over countless times, each time sleeping in the guest room!
“I remember the first time I came to your house, you said that room was reserved for your most important friends, so you wouldn’t let me stay there. Was it really just for him? Am I less important to you?” Ye Qiu said calmly, dropping a bombshell.
“If both of us fell into the water, who would you save first?”
Surveys reveal that the most frequently asked question to boyfriends is—if I and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?
The second most asked question is, “In your heart, who is more important—me or your mother?”
You can’t choose both; you have to pick one today!
For some reason, the first question that popped into Cen Chen’s mind was this critical one. If he admitted that the guest room was for He Yebai, given his boyfriend’s tendency to get jealous, he would surely question why only He Yebai had a reserved room.
Cen Chen replied earnestly, “He… He can sleep on the sofa.”
“Your good friend comes over and sleeps on the sofa? That doesn’t seem right.” Ye Qiu said sympathetically.
Cen Chen’s head throbbed, “It’s fine. At worst, he can sleep in the maid’s room; it’s only for one night.”
“In that case, why don’t I just make myself a little uncomfortable,” Ye Qiu suggested, “You two can share the bed…”
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Chapter 57: Game Text and the PUA Boy
“Isn’t that inappropriate…” Though he had a good relationship with He Yebai during childhood, ever since he could remember, he had been sleeping alone. Cen Chen was now confused about what Ye Qiu was trying to achieve.
The next moment, Ye Qiu seriously stated in a tone of knightly courage, “I’ll just squeeze in between you two.”
Upon hearing this, Cen Chen felt both angry and amused, “You’ll squeeze in between us?”
“You don’t have to worry about my feelings.” Ye Qiu glanced at him, like a little wife.
The bedroom door was locked with a bang.
Leaving a bewildered He Yebai in the living room: Hah, crafty gay!
In the gaming world, some lives are longer than others; those that stand the test of time are all top-quality gems. The heroic tales of the Jianghu are exemplary, with endless storylines and enhanced maps and characters that have been repeatedly optimized, bringing countless legends to life that inspire generations of players to delve into the Jianghu’s adventures.
As decades passed swiftly, rumors of the Jianghu changed waves again and again.
New players entering the game asked in the world chat, “I was just enjoying the scenery at a teahouse with friends when he suddenly stopped moving. When I asked him, he didn’t respond. Half an hour later, he told me he entered a dungeon called ‘Liangyuan Fudi,’ which has stunning views. Does anyone know how to enter?”
“What??? What Fudi?”
“My friend sent pictures from the inn; newbie seeking entry method～”
“So beautiful! It feels like a wedding! Seeking entry method +1.”
“Agreeing with the one above, +10086!”
As numerous players pondered how to enter the secret realm, the number of players shouting in the world gradually decreased.
“What happened to those people who were speaking above, did they secretly go in without me? Ahhh, someone come help…”
“Anyone who got in, please say something!”
Three minutes later…
“Why isn’t anyone speaking up now, am I the only one who can’t find the right way to enter?”
As two heroes passed by each other, a notification popped up on the screen.
[You and another hero have brushed past each other multiple times, a destined encounter in the Jianghu; the Secret Realm: Liangyuan Fudi will open for you. Are you willing to proceed?]
Once confirmed by both parties, they would enter the secret realm.
Half an hour later.
“Oi!”
“Oi oi oi!”
“I just entered with my Five Mountains junior sister haha, we are among the first 100 to enter; could it be the game finally recognized that I am a lonely king and wants to assign a fate to me? Junior sister, let me be your fate now.”
“Stop dreaming, you upstairs; I’m taking the beautiful junior sister!”
“Am I the only one who can’t even find the stone door? I’ve run back and forth on the stone path several times…”
The scenery in the secret realm greatly matched everyone’s vision of a wedding, and for a moment, the lonely kings bubbled up excitedly. Seeking ‘侠缘滴滴’ was also a common way for everyone to seek opportunities, meaning they were looking for someone to form a connection.